me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!
me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.
the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class
In order to date me you must be willing to do the following:
- cuddle and never stop
- hold my hand everywhere we go
- eat gross amounts of food with me
- go on adventures
- wake me up with kisses
- make blanket forts
"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law"
"How come millipedes have so many legs but can’t even move very fast"
I just wanna rub your back all night.
I wanna be able to reach out just a little bit and feel your warm body next to me.
I wanna hear you breathing and kiss your forehead in between sleepy sighs.
I wanna smile when you snuggle closer even though you’re almost on top of me.
I want you here. Always.